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1Chilled melon Empty Chilled melon on Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:35 pm

weemanTon

weemanTon
Just had a bowl of melon chunks out the fridge. Dead refreshing in this weather.

2Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:15 pm

Tomton

Tomton
I don’t like watermelon but the big yellow ones are lovely. My favourite is nectarines though.

3Chilled melon Empty Chilled melon on Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:18 pm

weemanTon

weemanTon
Haha you’re into big melons! 😍

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4Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:48 am

Quick Draw

Quick Draw
I'm a big favourite of freezing fruit. Frozen grapes are the biz.

5Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 17, 2019 11:50 am

weemanTon

weemanTon
Nothing to beat a nice juicy pear! Cool

6Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:33 pm

Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo
weemanTon wrote:Nothing to beat a nice juicy pear! Cool

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7Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:53 pm

Tomton

Tomton
OOOOh Matron!! Shocked

8Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:17 pm

Wylie

Wylie
My favourite now is mango - love chilled mango juice too.

9Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:27 pm

weemanTon

weemanTon
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10Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:42 am

big sandy

big sandy
I'm into squeezed oranges myself.
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11Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 24, 2019 5:20 pm

JCB

JCB
Chilled melon Screen10
lol!

12Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:55 pm

Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo
JCB wrote:Chilled melon Screen10
lol!

You need to take your banana to see a vet.

Meanwhile, juicy melons required in London today, 32° down here.

13Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:13 pm

JCB

JCB
Johnny Bravo wrote:
JCB wrote:Chilled melon Screen10
lol!

You need to take your banana to see a vet.

Meanwhile, juicy melons required in London today, 32° down here.

Which bit do you live in?

14Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:38 pm

Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo
Just down in London on business JCB. Live in not so sunny Greenock.

15Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:57 pm

JCB

JCB
Johnny Bravo wrote:Just down in London on business JCB. Live in not so sunny Greenock.

You can't beat that view from the Lyle Hill on a sunny day!

16Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:30 am

banksyton


That banana needs urgent attention 🙀

17Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:34 am

JCB

JCB
banksyton wrote:That banana needs urgent attention 🙀

It's a Morton banana!

18Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:50 pm

Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo
My new favourite is the flat peaches you get nowadays.

I thought the wife had sat on them in the car but apparently that's how they come.

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19Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:23 pm

banksyton


Did you here the story of the thick paisley girl who worked in the banana factory
She got sacked the day she started for throwing all the bent ones in the skip 😂👍🏼

20Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:22 am

Wylie

Wylie
banksyton wrote:Did you here the story of the thick paisley girl who worked in the banana factory
She got sacked the day she started for throwing all the bent ones in the skip 😂👍🏼

That's Feegie Freda. Her granny got the sack off Robertson's jam for stealing them wee golliwog cutouts. bounce

21Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:56 pm

theduffer

theduffer
Wylie wrote:
banksyton wrote:Did you here the story of the thick paisley girl who worked in the banana factory
She got sacked the day she started for throwing all the bent ones in the skip 😂👍🏼

That's Feegie Freda. Her granny got the sack off Robertson's jam for stealing them wee golliwog cutouts. bounce

Robertson's jam - BOOM - and Golden Shred.
https://youtu.be/0TYkmEvANpE?t=15

22Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:11 pm

Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo
banksyton wrote:Did you here the story of the thick paisley girl who worked in the banana factory
She got sacked the day she started for throwing all the bent ones in the skip 😂👍🏼

If she was from Paisley, I'm surprised she didn't try and put a battery in it. Shocked

23Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:05 pm

theduffer

theduffer
Johnny Bravo wrote:
banksyton wrote:Did you here the story of the thick paisley girl who worked in the banana factory
She got sacked the day she started for throwing all the bent ones in the skip 😂👍🏼

If she was from Paisley, I'm surprised she didn't try and put a battery in it. Shocked

Ever ready!

24Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:53 pm

banksyton


Crikey that puts me in mind oh yon paisley granny who walked into the local Ann Summers store shaking like billy o and grunting like a pig ready for slaughter whilst pointing up to the top shelf . Unfortunately the store assistant couldn’t make her out for several minutes and eventually worked out it was regarding the black he men dildos on the top shelf . “ yes dear would you like one?” Still puffin gruntin and shaking after several attempts she finally managed to blurt it out “naw ffs I don’t want one , but tell me hen how dae a turn the fooker aff” 😂????

25Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:08 am

Tomton

Tomton
banksyton wrote:Crikey that puts me in mind oh yon paisley granny who walked into  the local  Ann Summers store shaking like billy o and grunting like a pig ready for slaughter whilst pointing  up to the top shelf . Unfortunately the store assistant couldn’t make her out for several minutes and eventually worked out it was regarding the black he men dildos on the top shelf . “ yes dear would you like one?” Still puffin gruntin and shaking after several attempts she finally managed to blurt it out “naw ffs I don’t want one , but tell me hen how dae a turn the fooker aff” 😂????

BOOM BOOM!

The old ones are the best! Very Happy

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