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1Chilled melon Empty Chilled melon on Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:35 pm

Just had a bowl of melon chunks out the fridge. Dead refreshing in this weather.

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2Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:15 pm

I don’t like watermelon but the big yellow ones are lovely. My favourite is nectarines though.

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3Chilled melon Empty Chilled melon on Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:18 pm

Haha you’re into big melons! 😍

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4Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:48 am

I'm a big favourite of freezing fruit. Frozen grapes are the biz.

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5Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 17, 2019 11:50 am

Nothing to beat a nice juicy pear! Cool

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6Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:33 pm

weemanTon wrote:Nothing to beat a nice juicy pear! Cool

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7Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:53 pm

OOOOh Matron!! Shocked

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8Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:17 pm

My favourite now is mango - love chilled mango juice too.

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9Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:27 pm

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10Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:42 am

I'm into squeezed oranges myself.
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11Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 24, 2019 5:20 pm

Chilled melon Screen10
lol!

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12Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:55 pm

JCB wrote:Chilled melon Screen10
lol!

You need to take your banana to see a vet.

Meanwhile, juicy melons required in London today, 32° down here.

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13Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:13 pm

Johnny Bravo wrote:
JCB wrote:Chilled melon Screen10
lol!

You need to take your banana to see a vet.

Meanwhile, juicy melons required in London today, 32° down here.

Which bit do you live in?

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14Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:38 pm

Just down in London on business JCB. Live in not so sunny Greenock.

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15Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:57 pm

Johnny Bravo wrote:Just down in London on business JCB. Live in not so sunny Greenock.

You can't beat that view from the Lyle Hill on a sunny day!

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16Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:30 am

That banana needs urgent attention 🙀

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17Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:34 am

banksyton wrote:That banana needs urgent attention 🙀

It's a Morton banana!

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18Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:50 pm

My new favourite is the flat peaches you get nowadays.

I thought the wife had sat on them in the car but apparently that's how they come.

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19Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:23 pm

Did you here the story of the thick paisley girl who worked in the banana factory
She got sacked the day she started for throwing all the bent ones in the skip 😂👍🏼

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20Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:22 am

banksyton wrote:Did you here the story of the thick paisley girl who worked in the banana factory
She got sacked the day she started for throwing all the bent ones in the skip 😂👍🏼

That's Feegie Freda. Her granny got the sack off Robertson's jam for stealing them wee golliwog cutouts. bounce

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21Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:56 pm

Wylie wrote:
banksyton wrote:Did you here the story of the thick paisley girl who worked in the banana factory
She got sacked the day she started for throwing all the bent ones in the skip 😂👍🏼

That's Feegie Freda. Her granny got the sack off Robertson's jam for stealing them wee golliwog cutouts. bounce

Robertson's jam - BOOM - and Golden Shred.
https://youtu.be/0TYkmEvANpE?t=15

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22Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:11 pm

banksyton wrote:Did you here the story of the thick paisley girl who worked in the banana factory
She got sacked the day she started for throwing all the bent ones in the skip 😂👍🏼

If she was from Paisley, I'm surprised she didn't try and put a battery in it. Shocked

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23Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:05 pm

Johnny Bravo wrote:
banksyton wrote:Did you here the story of the thick paisley girl who worked in the banana factory
She got sacked the day she started for throwing all the bent ones in the skip 😂👍🏼

If she was from Paisley, I'm surprised she didn't try and put a battery in it. Shocked

Ever ready!

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24Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:53 pm

Crikey that puts me in mind oh yon paisley granny who walked into the local Ann Summers store shaking like billy o and grunting like a pig ready for slaughter whilst pointing up to the top shelf . Unfortunately the store assistant couldn’t make her out for several minutes and eventually worked out it was regarding the black he men dildos on the top shelf . “ yes dear would you like one?” Still puffin gruntin and shaking after several attempts she finally managed to blurt it out “naw ffs I don’t want one , but tell me hen how dae a turn the fooker aff” 😂????

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25Chilled melon Empty Re: Chilled melon on Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:08 am

banksyton wrote:Crikey that puts me in mind oh yon paisley granny who walked into  the local  Ann Summers store shaking like billy o and grunting like a pig ready for slaughter whilst pointing  up to the top shelf . Unfortunately the store assistant couldn’t make her out for several minutes and eventually worked out it was regarding the black he men dildos on the top shelf . “ yes dear would you like one?” Still puffin gruntin and shaking after several attempts she finally managed to blurt it out “naw ffs I don’t want one , but tell me hen how dae a turn the fooker aff” 😂????

BOOM BOOM!

The old ones are the best! Very Happy

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