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26Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:25 pm

tubby

tubby
That’s a big one

27Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:53 pm

Quick Draw

Quick Draw
Pigs have got corkscrew dicks.

True story.

28Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:57 pm

SPIKE





female ducks have a corkscrew-shaped vagina.


29Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:07 pm

banksyton


So it’s morally wrong to beast into Susan “show us yer baird “ Boyle . Does it still count if yea stick a bag ow’er her heid?

30Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:13 pm

Quick Draw

Quick Draw
banksyton wrote:So it’s morally wrong to beast into Susan “show us yer baird “ Boyle . Does it still count if yea stick a bag ow’er her heid?

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're trimming the bush. Or something like that.

31Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:20 pm

SPIKE


Quick Draw wrote:
banksyton wrote:So it’s morally wrong to beast into Susan “show us yer baird “ Boyle . Does it still count if yea stick a bag ow’er her heid?

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're trimming the bush. Or something like that.

They are all sisters underneath.

Or something like that.



32Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:21 pm

Quick Draw

Quick Draw
SPIKE wrote:
Quick Draw wrote:
banksyton wrote:So it’s morally wrong to beast into Susan “show us yer baird “ Boyle . Does it still count if yea stick a bag ow’er her heid?

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're trimming the bush. Or something like that.

They are all sisters underneath.

Or something like that.




In some parts, your sister is also your wife.

So I've heard.

33Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:26 pm

SPIKE


Quick Draw wrote:
SPIKE wrote:
Quick Draw wrote:
banksyton wrote:So it’s morally wrong to beast into Susan “show us yer baird “ Boyle . Does it still count if yea stick a bag ow’er her heid?

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're trimming the bush. Or something like that.

They are all sisters underneath.

Or something like that.




In some parts, your sister is also your wife.

So I've heard.

Private parts?

34Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Wed Dec 25, 2019 6:31 am

stalkton

stalkton
Helped the missus to stuff a big turkey yesterday an’ gonna get beasted into it again this afternoon

35Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:06 am

Taggart

Taggart
banksyton wrote:So it’s morally wrong to beast into Susan “show us yer baird “ Boyle . Does it still count if yea stick a bag ow’er her heid?
Big Jock'll ken.

36Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:18 am

tubby

tubby
banksyton wrote:So it’s morally wrong to beast into Susan “show us yer baird “ Boyle . Does it still count if yea stick a bag ow’er her heid?
Would rather ride a pig tbh

37Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:32 am

banksyton


Lol , I’d pump susie and eat the pig 😂 does this make m sick 🙀

38Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:56 am

Russellton


banksyton wrote:Lol , I’d pump susie and eat the pig 😂 does this make m sick 🙀

would the pig be forced to watch first puke

39Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:04 pm

SPIKE


Russellton wrote:
banksyton wrote:Lol , I’d pump susie and eat the pig 😂 does this make m sick 🙀

would the pig be forced to watch first puke


depends how many legs the pig has.

40Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:17 pm

banksyton


The pig has as many legs as a bar stool I believe , the good thing about an upturned pig is it only wants it’s belly rubbed ........... I think🤔😂

41Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Wed Dec 25, 2019 6:15 pm

E.K.Ton

E.K.Ton
[quote="banksyton"]The pig has as many legs as a bar stool I believe , the good thing about an upturned pig is it only wants it’s belly rubbed ........... I think🤔😂[/quote

Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Croppe10

42Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:43 pm

erskine

erskine
E.K.Ton wrote:
banksyton wrote:The pig has as many legs as a bar stool I believe , the good thing about an upturned pig is it only wants it’s belly rubbed ........... I think🤔😂[/quote

Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Croppe10
lol!

43Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:07 pm

LinwoodTON

LinwoodTON
Hope everyone had a very Merry Xmas. Don't know about anyone else but I'm fucking stuffed.

44Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:37 pm

hairymary

hairymary
LinwoodTON wrote:Hope everyone had a very Merry Xmas. Don't know about anyone else but I'm fucking stuffed.
I'm stuffed!

45Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:01 pm

banksyton


Cannae wack a good festive stuffin porky & friends will back me here😂

46Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:45 pm

stalkton

stalkton
I’m partial to sage and onion but the missus prefers a sausage stuffing

47Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:48 pm

banksyton


Wummin can be funny🤔😂

48Chrismas & New year traditions - Page 2 Empty Re: Chrismas & New year traditions on Thu Dec 26, 2019 8:18 am

chipolata

chipolata
stalkton wrote:I’m partial to sage and onion but the missus prefers a sausage stuffing
Very filling.

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