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1Irving Burgie Empty Irving Burgie on Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:59 am

SPIKE


With his death yesterday, I looked at the lyrics of the Banana Boat Song

Day, me say day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Daylight come and me wan' go home

A beautiful bunch o' ripe banana
Daylight come…


I expect that mister tally man would not pay much for ripe banana
unless he came up the Clyde in a banana boat.

2Irving Burgie Empty Re: Irving Burgie on Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:08 am

MuesliTon

MuesliTon

3Irving Burgie Empty Re: Irving Burgie on Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:41 am

SPIKE




I remember when the only "exotic" fruit were bananas, melons and coconuts.

4Irving Burgie Empty Re: Irving Burgie on Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:00 am

MuesliTon

MuesliTon
They don't bend bananas like they used to in the good old days.

5Irving Burgie Empty Re: Irving Burgie on Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:03 pm

Quick Draw

Quick Draw
MuesliTon wrote:They don't bend bananas like they used to in the good old days.

That's Europe for you.

6Irving Burgie Empty Re: Irving Burgie on Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:05 am

SPIKE




I saw on the news that some man has the technology to unbend bananas, making them straight so you can fit more in a crate.

I got so mad I almost threw my remote at the T.V.

Leave the bananas alone. Let me put it another way. Leave the fucking bananas the fuck alone!

This is where the hubristic fingers of technology have gone too far.

Wake up people!

They got our children now they’re coming after our bananas.

The bananas are beautiful just the way they are. Don’t let them wipe away that golden grin, its perfect undulation.

Do not make straight what God has made crooked.

Run home, hold your phone up to your ear like an old banana, and you call someone.

Tell them what’s going on here.

Make a stand, this is where you draw the line—a nice straight line.

~John Walter

8Irving Burgie Empty Re: Irving Burgie on Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:41 pm

GAnderson

GAnderson
Those new donut peaches look stupid

9Irving Burgie Empty Re: Irving Burgie on Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:50 pm

beetee

beetee
GAnderson wrote:Those new donut peaches look stupid
have they got stoans?

10Irving Burgie Empty Re: Irving Burgie on Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:54 pm

GAnderson

GAnderson
Dunno mate - never ate one yet.

11Irving Burgie Empty Re: Irving Burgie on Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:54 pm

Bumbling Buffoon

Bumbling Buffoon
Bananas are the same shape as chips, but chips are tastier.

12Irving Burgie Empty Re: Irving Burgie on Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:55 pm

GAnderson

GAnderson
Bumbling Buffoon wrote:Bananas are the same shape as chips, but chips are tastier.
?????????

13Irving Burgie Empty Re: Irving Burgie on Fri Dec 06, 2019 2:05 am

SPIKE


Bumbling Buffoon wrote:Bananas are the same shape as chips, but chips are tastier.

Have there been any chip wars?

Plenty of banana wars.


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