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51ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:56 pm

MidTon

MidTon
LinwoodTON wrote:
Johnny Bravo wrote:I once met Capitanus. He reminds me of Humpty Dumpty.

I can see where you're coming from JB.

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Now that is one UGLY wee fucker! Razz

52ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:57 pm

LinwoodTON

LinwoodTON
He's a dickhead.

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53ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:58 pm

Blade Runner

Blade Runner
I recognise that guy. I'm sure he works for The Herald Group. I wonder if they know he's a wrong 'un.

54ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:01 pm

toddyton

toddyton
Just a friendly reminder to all on this thread that poking fun and banter are fine but please avoid anything that might be considered defamatory.

Thanks,

GT.

55ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:12 pm

The Toad

The Toad
Thank goodness for a wee bit of common sense. We don't want this place ending up at gutter level like the morton forum.

56ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:22 pm

weemanTon

weemanTon
The Toad wrote:Thank goodness for a wee bit of common sense. We don't want this place ending up at gutter level like the morton forum.
Doon the lavvy you mean! big grin

57ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:23 pm

Blade Runner

Blade Runner
weemanTon wrote:
The Toad wrote:Thank goodness for a wee bit of common sense. We don't want this place ending up at gutter level like the morton forum.
Doon the lavvy you mean! big grin

You ever fell down the lavvy weeman?

58ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:34 pm

weemanTon

weemanTon
Blade Runner wrote:
weemanTon wrote:
The Toad wrote:Thank goodness for a wee bit of common sense. We don't want this place ending up at gutter level like the morton forum.
Doon the lavvy you mean! big grin

You ever fell down the lavvy weeman?
shut it smartass

59ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:50 pm

tubby

tubby
[quote="guesting"][quote="weemanTon"]
LinwoodTON wrote:That's where he grooms his merry band of wee boys. I'll be very surprised if he's ever got his hole.
That's not very nice. [smiley]https://7img.net/users/4212/18/67/69/smiles/3927888236.gif[/smiley]

He's not a very nice man but he flips a great burger.
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That’s just horrible

60ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:00 pm

banksyton


Lol fuckin brrrrrrilliant

61ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:24 pm

JohnsTONe

JohnsTONe
Johnny Bravo wrote:I once met Capitanus. He reminds me of Humpty Dumpty.
Humpty Dumpty is my favourite nursery rhyme. You can learn a lot from nursery rhymes if you just pay attention to the words.

62ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:54 pm

Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo
JohnsTONe wrote:
Johnny Bravo wrote:I once met Capitanus. He reminds me of Humpty Dumpty.
Humpty Dumpty is my favourite nursery rhyme. You can learn a lot from nursery rhymes if you just pay attention to the words.

My favourite is when the three little pigs get their cunts kicked in.

63ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:07 pm

JohnsTONe

JohnsTONe
Johnny Bravo wrote:
JohnsTONe wrote:
Johnny Bravo wrote:I once met Capitanus. He reminds me of Humpty Dumpty.
Humpty Dumpty is my favourite nursery rhyme. You can learn a lot from nursery rhymes if you just pay attention to the words.

My favourite is when the three little pigs get their cunts kicked in.
Yes, that one is quite funny.

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64ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:19 pm

FTW


JohnsTONe wrote:
Johnny Bravo wrote:
JohnsTONe wrote:
Johnny Bravo wrote:I once met Capitanus. He reminds me of Humpty Dumpty.
Humpty Dumpty is my favourite nursery rhyme. You can learn a lot from nursery rhymes if you just pay attention to the words.

My favourite is when the three little pigs get their cunts kicked in.
Yes, that one is quite funny.

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By the way, do you collect Toby jugs? It's a new craze apparently - like they used to collect badges off motors.

65ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:23 pm

JohnsTONe

JohnsTONe
FTW wrote:
JohnsTONe wrote:
Johnny Bravo wrote:
JohnsTONe wrote:
Johnny Bravo wrote:I once met Capitanus. He reminds me of Humpty Dumpty.
Humpty Dumpty is my favourite nursery rhyme. You can learn a lot from nursery rhymes if you just pay attention to the words.

My favourite is when the three little pigs get their cunts kicked in.
Yes, that one is quite funny.

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By the way, do you collect Toby jugs? It's a new craze apparently - like they used to collect badges off motors.
NO! unsure

66ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:37 pm

Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo
The Toby Jug in Paisley used to be a gay bar back in the day. I wonder if that's where Bumshaften got his name from. I heard they did a lovely burger.

67ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Fri Nov 29, 2019 10:09 pm

AsTONishing

AsTONishing
Johnny Bravo wrote:The Toby Jug in Paisley used to be a gay bar back in the day. I wonder if that's where Bumshaften got his name from. I heard they did a lovely burger.
Your barking up the wrong tree. Rousselle Van Bumshaften used to be the kit man at Ajax until he got grassed for putting on a coupon. Ended up cleaning the lavvies for big Mac in EK I believe.

68ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:19 am

tubby

tubby
What’s wrong with cleaning lavvies?

69ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Sat Nov 30, 2019 8:56 am

weemanTon

weemanTon
guesting wrote:
LinwoodTON wrote:
weemanTon wrote:
LinwoodTON wrote:That's where he grooms his merry band of wee boys. I'll be very surprised if he's ever got his hole.
That's not very nice. unsure

He's not a very nice man but he flips a great burger.
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That truly is one ugly cunt if ever I saw one! lol!

70ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Sat Nov 30, 2019 10:43 am

SPIKE


tubby wrote:What’s wrong with cleaning lavvies?


It is a waste of time.

Why clean them today, and then clean them tomorrow?



71ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Sat Nov 30, 2019 10:45 am

wee Andy

wee Andy
SPIKE wrote:
tubby wrote:What’s wrong with cleaning lavvies?


It is a waste of time.

Why clean them today, and then clean them tomorrow?



A stitch in time saves nine.

72ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Sat Nov 30, 2019 10:04 pm

9 Strathblane Crescent


guesting wrote:
LinwoodTON wrote:
weemanTon wrote:
LinwoodTON wrote:That's where he grooms his merry band of wee boys. I'll be very surprised if he's ever got his hole.
That's not very nice. unsure

He's not a very nice man but he flips a great burger.
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who is this sectarian piglet?

73ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Sat Nov 30, 2019 10:07 pm

wee Andy

wee Andy
9 Strathblane Crescent wrote:
guesting wrote:
LinwoodTON wrote:
weemanTon wrote:
LinwoodTON wrote:That's where he grooms his merry band of wee boys. I'll be very surprised if he's ever got his hole.
That's not very nice. unsure

He's not a very nice man but he flips a great burger.
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who is this sectarian piglet?
shut it dunco clown

74ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Sat Nov 30, 2019 10:17 pm

Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo
9 Strathblane Crescent wrote:
guesting wrote:
LinwoodTON wrote:
weemanTon wrote:
LinwoodTON wrote:That's where he grooms his merry band of wee boys. I'll be very surprised if he's ever got his hole.
That's not very nice. unsure

He's not a very nice man but he flips a great burger.
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who is this sectarian piglet?

It's the love child of Rouselle van Bumshaften and Captain Porky.

His twin brother is a jobby.

75ASTONISHING - Page 3 Empty Re: ASTONISHING on Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:23 am

weemanTon

weemanTon
Johnny Bravo wrote:The Toby Jug in Paisley used to be a gay bar back in the day. I wonder if that's where Bumshaften got his name from. I heard they did a lovely burger.
There's a whole lot of carving going on these days:

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