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Weird and strange sayings

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1Weird and strange sayings Empty Weird and strange sayings on Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:23 pm

banksyton


I’m as happy as a shite in the Clyde .💩⛵🌊

2Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:13 am

SPIKE





Wrap your laughing gear around that.

3Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:06 am

SPIKE





Your posterior's out the porthole

4Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:03 am

the welshman

the welshman
What's for ye'll no go by ye Rolling Eyes

5Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:48 am

SPIKE






'I'm sweating carrots'

6Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:35 am

McGhee


If yer aunty had baws would she be yer uncle

7Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:15 am

banksyton


You can lead a horse to water
But a pencil must be lead

8Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:04 am

McGhee


hingin' aboot like a fart in a trance

9Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:15 am

SPIKE





‘To pace around hot porridge like a cat.’

10Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:05 pm

clochbrae


The moon's a balloon

11Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:08 pm

banksyton


Your as useful as a watery fart

12Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:40 pm

SPIKE




‘God bless you and may your moustache grow like brushwood.’

13Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:15 am

Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo
I'll take my hand off your face.

14Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:51 am

SPIKE





Steal someone’s thunder.

15Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:47 pm

banksyton


Stop picking yer beak, or yer face’ll collapse.

16Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:02 pm

Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo
Maw, throw us doon a piece and jam.

17Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:14 pm

BruTon

BruTon
Gonnae no dae that!

18Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:00 pm

banksyton


You lookin at me, or chewin a brick ????

19Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:07 pm

KMacB


That wan's got mair faces than the toon clock.

20Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:34 pm

LadyHail

LadyHail
A' class an' nae knickers

21Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:28 pm

banksyton


Children should be seen and not heard

22Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:54 am

LinwoodTON

LinwoodTON
Sheep shite and goats milk.

23Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:29 pm

Ball de Ed

Ball de Ed
Hair today, gone tomorrow.

24Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:34 pm

the undertaker

the undertaker
Over my dead body.

25Weird and strange sayings Empty Re: Weird and strange sayings on Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:52 pm

stuarton

stuarton
You have to be clever to be a clown

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